Officially Done With the Crap Funny Retirement Card

A funny retirement card for a coworker, boss, friend, or family member retiring with a sense of humour. This card features a roll of toilet paper with a torn sheet and simple hand-lettered retirement text, paired with the front cover text, “Happy Retirement. Officially done with the crap”. It is a fun, fridge-worthy pick for anyone who likes greeting cards with personality, humour, and a little more charm than the drugstore aisle.

It’s a great choice for a coworker, boss, friend, or family member retiring with a sense of humour, whether you are sending it across town or mailing it a little farther. Funny and thoughtful, this card is made to get a smile before it even gets opened. It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.

Front Cover Text:
“Happy Retirement. Officially done with the crap”

Illustration:
A roll of toilet paper with a torn sheet and simple hand-lettered retirement text.

Details:

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card
• Blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on
• Crisp white envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Alberta
• Ships to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.
• Wholesale inquiries welcome