Funny Aging Birthday Card for Him,

A funny birthday card for the person who is starting to ask life’s most important questions: why does everything hurt, and where did I put my keys?

This sarcastic aging birthday card features a bold red background, a retro-style cartoon portrait, and the cover text: “I know what you’re thinking. Why does everything hurt, and where did I put my keys? Happy Birthday.”

It’s a great pick for friends, husbands, dads, brothers, coworkers, or anyone with a sense of humor about getting older. Perfect for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill jokes, and people who are still fabulous but now make noise when they stand up.

 It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.

Front Cover Text:

'I know what you're thinking. Why does everything hurt, and where did I put my keys?' Happy Birthday."

Illustration:
Red Background Inspired by the classic 1980's detective show

Details:

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card
• Blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on
• Crisp white envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Alberta
• Ships to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.
• Wholesale inquiries welcome