I'm Not saying you're old Birthday Card

A funny birthday card for a whiskey lover or someone aging expensively. This card features a whiskey glass with ice and cheeky age-related wording, paired with the front cover text, “I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were whiskey you’d be really expensive!” It is a fun, fridge-worthy pick for anyone who likes greeting cards with personality, humour, and a little more charm than the drugstore aisle.

It’s a great choice for a whiskey lover or someone aging expensively, whether you are sending it across town or mailing it a little farther. Funny and thoughtful, this card is made to get a smile before it even gets opened. It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.

Front Cover Text:
“I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were whiskey you’d be really expensive!”

Illustration:
A whiskey glass with ice and cheeky age-related wording.

Details:

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card
• Blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on
• Crisp white envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Alberta
• Ships to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.
• Wholesale inquiries welcome