Honestly, You Still Look 29 from a Distance

A funny birthday card for someone who appreciates sarcastic aging humour. This card features minimal black typography with a cheeky age joke, paired with the front cover text, “Honestly you still look twenty nine from a distance. Happy birthday”. It is a fun, fridge-worthy pick for anyone who likes greeting cards with personality, humour, and a little more charm than the drugstore aisle.

It’s a great choice for someone who appreciates sarcastic aging humour, whether you are sending it across town or mailing it a little farther. Funny and thoughtful, this card is made to get a smile before it even gets opened. It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.

Front Cover Text:
“Honestly you still look twenty nine from a distance. Happy birthday”

Illustration:
Minimal black typography with a cheeky age joke.

Details:

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card
• Blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on
• Crisp white envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Alberta
• Ships to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.
• Wholesale inquiries welcome