If You Were Wine You’d Be Expensive Birthday Card

A funny birthday card for a wine lover or friend who enjoys age jokes. This card features a wine bottle and glass with birthday confetti, paired with the front cover text, “Not saying you’re old but if you were wine you’d be really expensive! Happy birthday!” It is a fun, fridge-worthy pick for anyone who likes greeting cards with personality, humour, and a little more charm than the drugstore aisle.

It’s a great choice for a wine lover or friend who enjoys age jokes, whether you are sending it across town or mailing it a little farther. Funny and thoughtful, this card is made to get a smile before it even gets opened. It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.

Front Cover Text:
“Not saying you’re old but if you were wine you’d be really expensive! Happy birthday!”

Illustration:
A wine bottle and glass with birthday confetti.

Details:

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card
• Blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on
• Crisp white envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Alberta
• Ships to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.
• Wholesale inquiries welcome