Cross ‘Dying Young’ Off Your List Birthday Card

A funny birthday card for someone who likes dark birthday humour and milestone age jokes. This card features a birthday cake with candles and darkly funny aging text, paired with the front cover text, “You can cross ‘dying young’ off your list of stuff to worry about!” It is a fun, fridge-worthy pick for anyone who likes greeting cards with personality, humour, and a little more charm than the drugstore aisle.

It’s a great choice for someone who likes dark birthday humour and milestone age jokes, whether you are sending it across town or mailing it a little farther. Funny and thoughtful, this card is made to get a smile before it even gets opened. It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.

Front Cover Text:
“You can cross ‘dying young’ off your list of stuff to worry about!”

Illustration:
A birthday cake with candles and darkly funny aging text.

Details:

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card
• Blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on
• Crisp white envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Alberta
• Ships to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.
• Wholesale inquiries welcome