{"product_id":"retired-no-pants-no-problem-card","title":"Retired: No Pants, No Problem Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny retirement card for someone retiring into maximum comfort. This card features bare feet and legs on a sunny yellow retirement card, paired with the front cover text, “Retired. No meetings. No pants. No shoes. No problem.” It is a fun, fridge-worthy pick for anyone who likes greeting cards with personality, humour, and a little more charm than the drugstore aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a great choice for someone retiring into maximum comfort, whether you are sending it across town or mailing it a little farther. Funny and thoughtful, this card is made to get a smile before it even gets opened. It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront Cover Text:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Retired. No meetings. No pants. No shoes. No problem.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIllustration:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBare feet and legs on a sunny yellow retirement card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize: A2, 4.25\" x 5.5\" greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCrisp white envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePackaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Alberta\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eShips to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWholesale inquiries welcome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Paper by Aaron","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45587854393542,"sku":"IPA-RETR-002","price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4596\/7046\/files\/106_4367f606-df7a-4ad7-a44c-de4e21944887.png?v=1775240586","url":"https:\/\/www.inkpaper.ca\/products\/retired-no-pants-no-problem-card","provider":"Ink and Paper by Aaron","version":"1.0","type":"link"}