{"product_id":"ink-paper-by-aaron-60th-birthday-funny-greeting-card-a2","title":"Funny Aging Birthday Card for Him,","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"315\"\u003eA funny birthday card for the person who is starting to ask life’s most important questions: why does everything hurt, and where did I put my keys?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"541\"\u003eThis sarcastic aging birthday card features a bold red background, a retro-style cartoon portrait, and the cover text: \u003cstrong data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"541\"\u003e“I know what you’re thinking. Why does everything hurt, and where did I put my keys? Happy Birthday.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eIt’s a great pick for friends, husbands, dads, brothers, coworkers, or anyone with a sense of humor about getting older. Perfect for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill jokes, and people who are still fabulous but now make noise when they stand up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e It’s blank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront Cover Text:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-center para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e'I know what you're thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWhy does everything hurt, and where did I put my keys?' Happy Birthday.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIllustration:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRed Background Inspired by the classic 1980's \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003edetective show\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: A2, 4.25\" x 5.5\" greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside with a smooth finish that’s easy to write your own message on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp white envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Alberta\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips to Canada, the USA, and the rest of the world.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWholesale inquiries welcome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Paper by Aaron","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45843182321862,"sku":"1688865627","price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4596\/7046\/files\/magpicard.png?v=1779259582","url":"https:\/\/www.inkpaper.ca\/products\/ink-paper-by-aaron-60th-birthday-funny-greeting-card-a2","provider":"Ink and Paper by Aaron","version":"1.0","type":"link"}